WTF Dance Moves That Redefine Bad Choreography

So you think you cannot dance?
If the dance floor makes you nervous, we’ve found the cure!  Once you look at these hilarious "dance moves", you’ll feel like a pro yourself. If you’re a good dancer however, you might forget your moves forever.
From Bollywood to Bhojpuri to Tamil films, here’s presenting 15 of the most hilarious and amazingly sexist choreographic fails, converted to gifs for your viewing displeasure. Really, what were the choreographers thinking!


 

 1)The "Somewhere Else" Se Goli Maare

Note: Hip replacement surgeries are expensive.

 

2)Touch-Me-Not Grinding

No touching of crucial body parts. Approved by Alok Nath.

3)The Da Vinci Loop

The safe way to enter between the legs.

4) Pants + Face Clery with soap for ultimate cleaning 

 Try with soap for ultimate cleaning.

 5) The Hand Shake

Wait. Are those boiled egg yolks?

6) The Naagin Crunch

Repeat 15 times daily for 6 pack scales and Naag Mani

7) The Belly Dance. Literally.

Don't judge him. He is only checking for stomach cancer.

8) The Sniffer Extreme

Something smells fishy.